You Know You're Not In College Anymore When...

 You Know You're Not In College Anymore When...

1.   At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed.

2.   Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.

3.   College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress-up.

4.   The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.

5.   It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.

6.   Three Words:School Loan Payments.

7.   You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that
     dream car.

8.   You start eyeing the Light Beer section appreciatively.

9.   Naps are no longer available between noon and 6p.m.

10.  Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.

11.  Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date, instead of the
     beginning of one.

12.  Your girlfriend's pregnant and it brings thoughts of tax breaks
     instead of coronaries.

13.  Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.

14.  The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.

15.  You get your news from sources other than ESPN Sportscenter and
     MTV News.

16.  You empathize with the characters from 'Friends'.

17.  METABOLISM SLOWDOWN.

18.  Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.

19.  You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

20.  When drinking, you say at least once, 'I just don't have the
     tolerance I used to'.